It seems that that Silmarillion AU that I started a few weeks ago and was going to desert will end up being completed after all. I was very unsure of it, and squicking myself out to some degree, but I found just the incentive needed for both me and Maitimo to get back to work. My favorite, but less-than-complaint, muse became quite chipper after I made an online discovery just now. He'd been sulking becuase I wouldn't slash him with his youngest brother, but agreed to stop that and help me write - because, in his words, "nobody messes with my Feta" - and here is what happened:
Feta happy-dances into the kitchen; she has not been this cheerful in a long time. She finds Maitimo sitting on the counter, eating Max's captain crunch cereal and brooding. Feta reaches her hand in the box and takes a handful.
"Guess what?" she asks.
He looks up, somewhat hopeful. "You're finally going to slash me with Amras?"
"Possibly. But guess what I found?"
"Another fic in which I am naked."
"Better."
This startles him. "Better?"
"You know how you've been helping me write AUs?"
"That would be difficult to forget."
"And I got all excited when the last one, Flawed, got the worst flame of my life?"
"Also quite memorable."
"Despite the fact that you kept your clothes on?"
"Mmhmm."
"Well, I was playing around with google, and I found
this forum thread from back around when I posted it..."
Without taking the proffered laptop, he accuses: "You told me you stopped going on forums when you were thirteen... something about wanting to spend more time with me?"
"Well, I wasn't looking for a forum... I just stumbled upon it... and the first half a page was devoted to..."
Feta is literally bouncing around the room, but stops to catch her breath and pass the laptop over, taking the cereal for herself. Maitimo's smirk grows as he reads.
"You know what this calls for, don't you?" Feta asks.
"I can imagine."
Feta beams. "You're going to help me finish our current AU... and bring on the squick!"